Call it 'My Hoe Game'

(P.S – I wrote this in a nigga state of mind)

Sup hoe? It’s a beautiful day ain’t it? Yeah hoe! I see you nodding your head the same way you be nodding ma nigguhs errday…lol

Anyway, you should know that I’m gonna be getting ma dick sucked from one of yo’ friends today. Yep! Fo’sho! I woke up some minutes ago to a text message from her saying “Morning baby. Did you sleep well? I do hope you’ve missed me? Anyway, I’ll be visiting my sister in Ibadan today and I hope you’ll be available. I need some of that shit….lol”

Hahaha! Ya feel me? Shit is certainly gonna go down today. Now… I know you a hoe but I just wanna let you know I dig ma hoe for real. You know why? ‘Cos each time we fuck, head is always on the menu…hehehehe….And fuck it! Best believe I’m talking about some REAL head…the sloppy type with a mouthful of spit and some gagging, not the boring kind some o’yall hoes be giving ma hommies out there.

Anyway, after reading that text, a funny-as-fuck thought creeped into ma head. You know how that shit go, right? Well, I plan on playing a game with her when she gets here and I thought “Shiddd…why don’t I share and teach you something you could try with them brothas?”

Okay! Here it goes, but mind you, you gotta be obedient and do just as I say. You copy? Let’s do this shit!

If you happy and you know, come to me
If you happy and you know, come to me
If you happy and you know, and you really wanna show
If you happy and you know, come to me

If you happy and you know, on your knees
If you happy and you know, on your knees
If you happy and you know, and you really wanna show
If you happy and you know, on your knees

Now if you happy and you know, hoe say “Aaahhhh!”
If you happy and you know, hoe say “Aaahhh!”
If you happy and you know, and you really wanna show
If you happy and you know, HOE SAY “AAAHHHHH!”