Thursday, February 28, 2013

Stubborn Pussy

Me: Baby, why dis your toto nor wan gree wet again nau?? *parts pussy lips open with two fingers and spits inside*

Baby: Sweetheart, I nor know o! Dis my toto don tire me sef. Small time, e go gree soak...Other time, e go just dry like Sahara desert. You kuku remember say, I bin wet well last week nau!

Me: Ehn, but dat one na last week nau! Shey na only once a week we go dey fuck ni??? Dis your toto na real Made in China. E too dey malfunction...*parts pussy lips again, flinging thick kelebe inside this time around*

Baby: Honey, nor provoke nau! Me sef wan fuck nau! See me dey try make myself wet sef...*spits on palm and rubs on clitoris*... I nor just fit let you dip dat your big prick inside like dat. I nor want make you tear me for inside abeg.

Me: You nor wan make I tear you...You nor wan make I bruise you abi? Look! You beta wet nau-nau o! You see say Mr. P don already stand. Im must fuck whether you like am or not.

Baby: *pours more spit into vagina*... Baby nor worry ehn? You go fuck. I go soon wet.

Me: Abi make we go put your yansh under running tap??? Me, I wan make you wet o!

Baby: Boo, nor worry nau! Sebi na me? I go soon wet.

Me: *Splashes a handful of spit on vagina*... Pussy, I command you now! Be wet!...Be WET!...BE WET I COMMAND YOU!!!

(Vagina suddenly becomes wet; soaked and then begins to erupt water like a volcano)

Baby: Oh honey you are annointed! See how my toto don overwet now. WOW!

Me: Ehn, I don hear. Oya lie down make I climb you like Kilmanjaro.

Baby: Okay but wey your Gold Circle? Make you wear am first abeg. Me neva ready to born Junior.

Me: Ehn, I dey come. *searches wallet...searches left pocket...right pocket..back pockets... NO CONDOM! Ah! baby, e be like say condom don finish o! No worry, I nor go come inside ehn?

Baby: EHN!!! You say??? Abeg-abeg! I nor want nonsense. Run go buy from dem Iya Malik shop.

Me: But baby, Mr. P go don sleep by the time wey I go come back nau! Make I just do small.

Baby: Small ko..Plenty ni! Abeg go run buy condom jare! No worry, if Mr. P sleep, we go wait till im wake up back.

Me: Wey dis your yeye toto for don dry up again abi?? You nor try o! Abeg nau! Make we do small. I go buy packet next time.

Baby: Ah! No joor! I nor gree. Go buy condom. You nor fit fuck me without condom abeg. Me I nor want wahala.

Me: CHAI!! See me see wahala now. After I don suffer to make her stronghead toto wet, she nor wan gree me fuck. Wetin I wan do now?? Mr. P don charge already. *frowns*

Baby: Honey, why you kon dey frown nau? I say make you run go buy Gold Circle, make I fuck you beta. You kon siddon here dey frown. My toto go dry back o! Abi you nor wan fuck again???

Me: *remembers BoyzIIMen and breaks into a song*......

Me don't wanna fuck anymore!

Me don't even know what we're arguing about

I feel like you don't love me no more

To say without no rubber, ma prick won't go inside

Some couples work things out... But it's like you are unwilling to CHAAANNGGEEE!

So let's wait till your water runs dry

We might watch my own sperm pass us by

Let's just wait till your water runs DRY

You'd make the greatest mistake of your life

DON'T DO IT BABY!

Yours truly,

Debola, That Bloody Pervert

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

(Bless you @TweetOracle)

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Perv Poetry - Dear Prostitute

Dear Prostitute,

All my cash is thine

Yours I am

Yours my cock will be

Do with me whatever you will

And please be gentle with your 'Tip Drill'

For till I return to the Mrs, your pleasure I'll steal

Yours truly,

Debola That Bloody Pervert

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Perv Poetry - Let The Game Begin!

Touching maself...round the clock

Touching maself...yearning for a fuck

Hoping and wishing your entrance is near

To exit some thick cum upon wear and tear

I hope you'd respond and take this dare

Charge at me with a soaked orifice...show no fear

A hard cock and wet pussy....one must conquer

Claim the coveted title of #TeamPerv's 'Best Fucker'

I'm in and game....in it to win

Turn into a sport, one shade of sin

Come now with that pussy...i'm ready to strike

Fucking, Trashy perverted talk....the things I like.

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

Perv Poetry - Pleasure Harvest

The pleasure in your garden where strokes turn into thrusts

I harvest deep and reap fully beneath your frock

The strength of my cock

The ploughing on your crop

You spasm while I fuck

Urging you to flush some juice down my stuff

For you are indeed my best slut

Sheer pleasure between two thighs

Guilty truth yet blissful lies

Farming on you seems so right

All 'Yesses'....No 'Whys?'

Such is my bountiful harvest of your seeds

Sowing and reaping timely, before your pouch bleeds

Uncle, See My Pant

"Uncle!...UNCLE!!!! Come and see!" she yelled as she ran towards me while I dragged my weary feet along her narrow, old and dusty path. I had trekked a long distance from my cousin's bus stop and already felt exasperated. I knew the first thing I had to do and WOULD DO upon reaching his crib was to take a very cold shower. I paused briefly to catch my breath as she halted a few metres away.

"Come o! Do you even know me???" The little girl couldn't have been more than 7 or 8 years of age, yet she was speaking comfortably to a complete stranger. 'Whether I be kidnapper now, she nor even know'.

"Uncle, see...SEE!" she went again raising her skirt this time and revealing her young private area fully covered with a blue piece of thick cotton. "See...mummy have buy me new pant!" She gave a grin as she patted herself on her 'V Section' through its covering with little fingers and I couldn't help but respond with a smile at her immature excitement.

I looked around searching for her guardian but saw no one near the hut that she must have appeared from. I assumed her family members were all inside and she decided to stray for some attention and consequent appreciation of her new vagina-covering. With nobody in sight, the perv in me awoke and came up with a naughty idea.

"Come...lemme see darling!" and she sprinted towards me gleefully. I picked her up when she got close enough and threw her high into the air. "WHEEEE!!!" she went and laughed when she was back in my arms. I decided one throw was enough for I didn't want to attract anyone's unsolicited attention with further screams of excitement.

Next, I sat her down on my right lap, while I rested my own tired buttocks on a log of wood which I found nearby and lifted her skirt once more. Her underwear's navy blue caught a ray of sun and shone brightly. I became animated and decided to explore that glitter for a 'pot of gold'.

Gently pulling her panty liner aside, a piece of fresh black flesh greeted me. The top of her virgin clit shone like polished ebony as I brushed my thumb on it and my eyeballs expanded. Still both within the hot grasp of the sun, I was eager to discover more astonishment and dipping my left index finger inside my mouth, I got just about enough saliva on it to fill up a nostril. I let the drool glide gently on her young pussy and guided the better part of it towards her clitoris. Mayne, you should have seen how that interesting piece of flesh shone like new genuine leather between my fingers. It was such a beautiful sight catching the glitter of her lubricated cunt in my eyes.

The little girl eased herself and relaxed fully in my arms as I made to satisy my curiosity and pleasure myself. I began rubbing her artificially wet clit and I enjoyed watching it throb hard with little vibrations. I felt like each thumb-stroke on her clit produced a different shade of glitter. I was having some pervy fun watching her frequently dim her eyes, which told me she was most likely enjoying the show as well. I got her clit wet again; tilting my head to spit directly on it this time and rubbed some more. In no time, I felt like I was strumming away on a guitar; pulling and sliding my finger continually down her interesting string-like clit.

As I continued to stroke the sprouting piece of flesh on her punani, I kept getting tempted to poke and pierce her with my pinkie. But that would have meant fingering her properly and deflowering the young, naive one at such a tender age. "No mayne!" I told myself. I couldn't bring myself to do such. Teasing her tiny clit with my thumb would be enough for my curiosity. I was down with the pleasure but wanted no unfortunate casualty.

"ENIOLA!....ENIOLA!!!" I heard a voice shout from inside the building. "ENIOLA NI BO LO WA???"

"Is your name Eniola my dear?" I paused to ask her. She gave a solemn nod to tell me 'Yes'. Her eyes had become lazy from the constant dimming and slow blinking and the look on her face was priceless. Three more clit-strokes and she might have actually drifted into a slumber.

"Ehen?...Er okay, I think i've got to be on my way now dear" I said putting her down and quickly adjusting her skirt. I had only risen to my feet when a middle-aged looking woman stormed outside the hut.

"Hey!...You!...HEYY!!! What are you doing with my daughter??"

No time for stories. I quickly dropped the little girl on the dusty earth and bolted; sprinting as fast as my legs could carry me.

"OLE!...OLE!...THIEF!...GBOMO-GBOMO!!!" I heard faintly as I gained some distance away from the crime scene. God nor go let small pikin toto koba me.

Yours truly,

Debola, That Bloody Pervert

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

Thursday, February 14, 2013

May I See Beneath Your Red Tonight???


Photo Credit: @hentai9ja (hentai9ja.tumblr.com)


Hey babe! How are you feeling? Good huh? Yeah, that’s very nice. Do you need me to top up your glass with some more wine? Oh okay, you’re fine with this? Fine then! No problem. Just do feel free and lemme know if you need some more alright? Cool! I sure do hope you’re comfy on the bed anyway. I need you to relax and get very comfortable on it ‘cos that’s where we’ll be spending the better part of tonight, okay?…..*perv wink*

Once again, Happy Valentine’s Day babe! I don’t know about you but I feel so damn excited and fired-up about tonight. Maybe it’s because of the sheer fact that I finally got you here; in my crib and on my king-sized bed. Yeah! I guess it’s that. I mean, to actually think that I have you in my room tonight and on my bed??? *shakes head fast*….Mayne that’s really something. You know we’ll be doing a lot of kinky, crazy stuff on this bed tonight right? Lolz……Hmmn…..this way you’re nodding your head, you berra don’t pass out on me o! I need you to be alive babe. I need you tonight gurl. I need your luscious body tonight and I definitely need your sweet loving tonight.

You see babe, you and I have come a long way, you know? Oh yes! We certainly have and now; this very moment presents itself as the perfect time to reap the fruits of our labour. Well, my labour actually since I’ve been the patient yet keen one. I know you could go on forever pretending you’re not curious about my body and that lil’ fella down there. I know you’re very good at faking lust but me? Mayne, I ain’t gon’ lie. I’ve been curious about your hot, sexy body since day one….lolz. True confession baby!

You and I know that since we began seeing each other a month ago, I have been a complete gentleman. You know that despite your very appealing looks and highly tempting body, I have been respectful and refrained from ravishing you and eating away at your irresistible bodily possessions. I believe I have definitely earned the right to fill this room of mine with the aura of lust and romance tonight and finally get to satisfy my curiosity about your sexiness.

You equally have been the perfect lady all the while and I totally respect you for that. You have shown you are quite the principled type and one with high standards. I only wish you were a slut sometimes but then, that would mean every other guy would have a chance at winning you over and bedding you, which won’t be good for me of course since I certainly can’t compete with most of your admirers in terms of material possessions. I however, can and will surpass them with sexual prowess. That much, I CAN GUARANTEE!.....*perv wink*.

So baby, tell me something…..now that I have been a good boy all the while and given you a special treat this evening, will you be so kind enough to return the favour with a special treat of yours??? I got you that very expensive perfume you had always talked about and it sure does smell lovely on you. I guess it’s got some of that pheromone stuff in it because it sure as fuck has been keeping me aroused all evening. You recall how I insisted on crossing my legs while dining with you at Food and Wine? Yeah! It really was because you gave me a hard-on and I was too ashamed and embarrassed to tell you about it.

But apart from the potency of your scented bottle, your new red dress has equally been captivating and has definitely been a huge turn-on. I know you normally don’t like your dresses this short but in truth, I knew I just had to get this one for you when I laid my eyes on it. Can’t you see how sexy you look in it??? Just take a good look at how it accentuates your lovely curves. I recall, observing at least three men staring at you with desire as we relished our tasty dishes of fried rice, moin-moin and grilled fish. It was such a funny sight considering the fact that they had company, yet couldn’t take their eyes off you. Well, I must confess that glancing at your thighs as we ate didn’t help my condition too. My soldier had your full attention and it wasn’t easy getting up after eating, trust me but somehow, I guess I managed it.

Anyway, I finally convinced you to sleep over at my place despite your usual hard-headedness and principled-nature. I’m guessing the little Smirnoff Ice you had did the trick in lowering your standards a bit and I’m truly grateful for it. Tonight, I’m gonna do all sorts of sweet, sexy, sensual things to your body and you’re gonna thank me in the morning. I promise you that!

You just hold on to that glass of wine you have there while I give you a little insight into what I’ve got in store for you baby. Now….yes! I’ma begin with your lips. Oh yeah! Those lips I’ve only so far, enjoyed all the while that we’ve been dating. Well, tonight ain’t gonna be the regular lip-locking I can assure you. Tonight, I intend to engage you in a tongue-fight and explore every corner of your mouth. I intend to exchange sweet, warm saliva with you and feel the sensuality of your lips in a totally different way. You’re gonna enjoy it trust me!

Oh then your bosom! Hmmn….whilst I run my fingers through your hair, I’m gonna play with your flesh and tease your nipples. I’m gonna get those brown nodes of yours wood-hard and suck on them till you squeal out in pleasure. I intend to caress your swollen pieces of desirable flesh too and squeeze them till you quiver and I’m going to make sure your breasts never forget the feel of my mouth, EVER!

Then between your thighs ehn!…..Oh lawd! What I intend to do down there??? CHAI! Well, that’s for my tongue and fingers to decide anyway. I intend to let them lead me in the sexual spirit as I discover ways to make you moan while fingering and licking you at the same fucking time. I intend to allow my fingers communicate with your pussy until they respond with inviting wetness and work my tongue on your clit till I taste your fluid. I bet your pussy juice will taste just awesome and I won’t mind guzzling some sexy squirt down my throat. You think I can’t make you squirt huh? Just wait and see! I’ll lick, suck and finger you so bad that you won’t be able to help but beg me to bury my cock in you and make you cum some more. That’s just when I’ll finally introduce Mr. P to you and let him make the MAGIC COME ALIVE! Hehehehe……………

But em, baby…you know? All these things I’m saying won’t make much sense if I don’t get your permission to please you tonight. I’m sure you’ll agree that I’ve earned the privilege to worship your body tonight and I do pray you won’t deny me this chance. So what do you say hun? Would you let me see beneath your gorgeous red and seek the lust inside?? What do you say as I ask you this in my version of the polite manner in which Labrinth asked Emeli Sande ?????.............................................


You’ve earned yourself a night of ecstasy
Does it make you feel good?.....Oh yeah!
Your red dress has got a Perv feeling in the mood
Does it make me feel good?...... Oh hell yeah!
You’ve built your wall so high, it’s not been easy to climb it…….(oh no!)
But tonight feels just right, surrender gurl, don’t you fight it…..(Please don’t!)
And I just gotta ask…..Would you let me………see beneath your beautiful?
Would you let me…..see beneath this red dress?
Take if off now gurl!....Take it off now gurl!
I wanna see inside!
So would you let me……See beneath your beautiful tonight???




Photo Credit: @hentai9ja (hentai9ja.tumblr.com)

Happy Valentine’s Day baby!

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

Yours truly,

Debola, That Bloody Pervert (TBP)



(Much gratitude as usual to @TweetOracle and @Hentai9ja)







Thursday, February 7, 2013

HyperSEX Tinz

(Warning: This #TBPBlogPost will NEVER make sense to you if you’re not familiar with 2face Idibia’s ‘Ihe Neme’)


Now this story right here is the simple reason why females should never EVER doubt me……or my pracking prowess. When a bloody perv like me says he can fuck, best believe he surely can fuck. I don’t get why bitches be making mouth these days, accusing me of being an empty barrel. They say I make a lot of noise, both on twitter and on here and that I claim to be a badass fucker when in reality, I’m not. I keep shaking my head at such comments and say to myself “I only wish these gehs would even bother to come try me out and then conclude for themselves if I’m a true perv or not). Anyway, one geh has surely learnt her lesson now. She doubted, came, saw and COnCKered and I’m sure she’ll never have cause to doubt my pussy-pleasing ability again. She’s an LCU geh studying Bus.Admin and I’m sure she’s, by now, nursing her unfortunate pussy, which I succeeded in relegating to La PrickHer Division 3…..lolz

You see, this LCU geh read a couple of my blogposts and recognised me in school one day. I was eating at Designers Cafeteria with a fellow #TeamPerv mate when she walked up to me.

“Hello….sorry but you’re @Peniscillin on twitter right?”

“Er…yeah. Do I follow you?”

“Yes actually. I’m following you as well but mayne, you sure do say a lot of crap on twitter o! Even your blog sef! I’ve read some of your posts and though they are quite funny, I can’t imagine why you think you’re such a fuckermania. You certainly don’t look it with this innocent face of yours and I just think you’re like them other LCU boys who make a lot of mouth but really can’t do shit with a VAGINA!”

MAYNE, WAS I SPEECHLESS OR WHAT??? Ma hommie who was sitting next to me went like “Ooooh mayne! Sting…sting…STING!” but I remained calm; smiled and caught my breath.

“Oh well, I guess you’d just have to find out for yourself, won’t you?? Which of the hostels is yours please?”

“Wisdom Hostel. Room 13. Tomorrow night, 8pm. My roomie should be out by then” and she winked.

“Deal! And whatever you do, please don’t you dare see your period…..PERIOD!” I got up, pushed my chair in and proceeded to take my leave whilst my hommie did the same. As we made our exit, we heard her say “I won’t! Not due for two weeks”.

On the way back to class, my hommie refused to let me rest. “Oh boy! E be like say your blog don dey popular small-small o! I mean, see how dis chick bin recognise you naa? She kon challenge you join? Mayne you gaz show am o! You gaz show am say you be TBP mayne. You go deal with am like you bin deal with dat Ayobami geh shey?? Mayne, you gaz represent for #TeamPerv o! No gorking o!!!”

“GUY! Chill nau! Just relax. Nor be me again???” and my buddy swallowed a chill-pill.

I knocked on the door to room 13 the following evening. It was 7:45pm and I got there early to let her know I meant business. Luckily for me, it was she who opened the door; not her room-mate and she smiled when she saw me. “It’s not yet 8 ‘o’ clock. Still, do come in!” she said and closed the door behind me. The room both looked and smelled nice. There were posters of female musicians all over the walls. Pictures of Nicki Minaj, Cassie, Tesh Carter, Omawunmi, Emma Nyra and others. I was convinced she took her music seriously. I smiled upon sighting her big, giant mattress and immediately pounced on it. She gave a chuckle at that. “You dis boy ehn? Very funny someborry!” and then she went “Oya o! Jumoke!...JUMMY!...Oya come and be going to your boo’s place o! I have a visitor abeg!” she yelled towards the bathroom and her roomie responded from inside “Oh really??? Is he cute? And I yaff hear o! I’m almost ready. Lemme just finish setting this push-up bra abeg. I want le’ boo to go gaga tonight o!”

“Okay o! Sha do quick o! And yes he’s cute o!” All three of us laughed at that humorous remark and soon Jummy was gone; leaving just this chick and I all alone in the room.

“Kindly put out the lights please!” I begged. “I wouldn’t want you to change your mind about testing me”

“Ahn-ahn! Why naa? You don’t want me to see your small kini shey? I go really fall your hand today!”

“Er….yes! We’d soon know if my kini is small but sha put off the lights please.” I requested again.

“Hmmn….okay o! We’ll see na!” she replied. She put out the lights and joined me on the bed. I snuggled up to her and tried to kiss her in the pitch-black darkness but she clasped my face with both palms and held it stiff “Hey…you’re not my boyfriend. I just need you to prove to me that you’re all you say you are on that perverted blog of yours, okay???”

“Yes ma’am. I understand. My bad!”

“It’s alright” she said and got completely undressed. Though it was very dark, I still felt she had quite a sexy body from my recollection of her frame in the cafeteria. Oh well! It was time to prove to her that I was a real perv….actually; That Bloody Pervert.

I got stark naked myself while I heard her finger-stimulate herself to get wet. I mean, she had to get wet somehow!!! Anyway, she allowed me get on top of her right after and I pushed my big piece of cock into her already wet pumpum. She must have been shocked just then for she instantly squealed “IIISSSHHHHH!.....CHOI!!! What is this???”

“INTRODUCING…..MR. P!!!” I hollered and gave a fast jab to fully slot my pride into her pussy. I had not even started pumping yet; just gentle thrusts when she started lamenting “AH!...YEHH!...MO GBE O! SHEY BOBOYI ONI PAMI BAYI???”


Photo Credit: @hentai9ja (hentai9ja.tumblr.com)


I giggled but that didn’t make me relent. I increased my stabbing and jabbing tempo and began thrusting hard…..deep into her pussy. You bet that made her shout and scream like a fool. She almost made me roar with laughter as I pumped and pummelled her vagina with the way she kept on yelling and yelping “YEHHHH!....AARRGGHHHH!!.....MO GBE OOOOOO!!!!”

Instead of laughing though, I smiled, kept shoving my cock into her sweet punana and broke out in a song………………………………………………

I’m gonna make you cum early o!
Ride you with my dick like steady o!
I’m gonna punish you and give you my every o!
Make you shout like say no tomorrow

Ah! Nor be small tin!
I intend you show you pepper with ma long tin
And I know you now know ma cock is for sure
No be other pricks wey be like eanie…maeniee…MO!

Take you to Kano and then Toronto
All the way, you go dey shout and sing o
You bin say my Mr. P na nutin but beans o
But wetin wan shele go change tinz o

Haba! Abi nor be prick you dey want?
Mr. P is always constant!
Oya change your style, I wanna see your BAKA!
……….GBIM!!!

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. “Ore mi! Please open up o! I forgot to take my lip gloss.” but my girl couldn’t respond well. By now, all she could muster was “MMMMPPHHHH….SHIT..SHIT SHIT…SHIT!!! I’M CUUUUUMMMMMMIIIINNGGGGG!!!”


Photo Credit: @hentai9ja (hentai9ja.tumblr.com)


Her roomie obviously heard her and was like “Ah! You dis geh…are you okay? What’s going on in there???”

But my victim then began to sing in response………………

Yeh! Ihe Neme!….IHE NEME!
Sumtin don dey happen o!
It is sumtin I can’t tell you o!
But his tin is very very heavy o!

Ihe Neme! EMELEWENYA!!
There’s something every girl ought to know
Because I swear, like W4, he’s got the CONTROL
FUCK!!! NO TIME FOR STORY O!....Dis guy na Jet Li o!


And truly, there was no time for any story because I kept riding her pussy like crazy and ended up keeping her roomie outside for good 30 minutes before she could come in to fetch her lip gloss.

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

Much gratitude to @TweetOracle and @Hentai9ja

Yours truly,

Debola, That Bloody Pervert (TBP)






Monday, February 4, 2013

Going Higher with El-Bee’s Dancers

Now many of you probably didn’t know this but I’m actually friends with El-Bee tha Don. For real o! You don’t believe me shey??? Ehn, na you sabi naa!

Anyway, El-Bee na my guy sha. We became acquainted on Twitter when he begged me for a follow-back. I wanted to decline his request at first but I saw that he was already friends with my crush, Yeni Alade, so I obliged…..*perv grin*

Mayne, there’s something else you don’t know o! This El-Bee guy can ‘famz’ ehn! Chai! That nigga can like to famz for Africa. He’s been famzing with me ever since he followed me and read my popular #TBPBlogPosts and he’s been begging me to create a post about him; just like I did with M.Hi, Ice Pwince, WinKid and Yeni Alade. I initially told him to be patient but in truth, the time to write blog him has finally come…..*perv grin*

You see, El-Bee tha Don asked me to join him and his crew on the video-shoot of his ‘Higher’ song recently. When he told me the shooting would be taking place at the Sahara desert; miles away from the shores of my beloved corrupt yet comfortable country, I got jittery and said “Thanks, but I’ll pass on that mayne”. He managed to change my mind however when he informed me that I would be put in charge of welfare; most importantly the welfare of four beautiful female models that he would be using in the video. At the mention of that, my eyes enlarged, glittered and I yelled “OH HELL YEAH MAYNE!...I’M IN !!!”

Now, I must confess yo! Yours truly aka TBP is kinda afraid of heights. True mayne! But then, I must confess that our flight wasn’t too scary. I recall getting airsick only for about ten minutes and throwing up just twice. As soon as we landed on the Sahara though, everyone involved in the video-shoot took their places, became sharp and started working. Me??? Eh!….Me, I was just looking o! I was watching and enjoying my view of the sexy young ladies shaking their slim, hot bodies and dancing to the sweet tune under the instructions of El-Bee’s choreographer. It was such an enjoyable form of entertainment for me, just that El-Bee tha Don hardly let me be. He was always up in my business; sucking-up to me and asking unnecessary questions – “Boss, are you okay? May I get you another can of Legend Stout? Are you comfy enough on this chair? Do you need any other thing???” I was tired mayne! I felt like telling the nigga to go face his video-shoot and let me be but when I saw that his girls kept staring in my direction whilst they danced to his music and probably thought I was a very important personality with the way their boss was catering to me, I decided to play along. “Yes please! I’d like another can of stout.” I would say to him and off he’d go, dashing-off to fetch another can of the sweet black stuff while I resumed gazing at the girls as they shyly took their glances off me and went back to their booty-shaking activity.

The weather was freaking hot so I kept ‘downing’ my chilled stout; can after can till the expected happened. Now if you don’t drink stout, you certainly wouldn’t have an inkling as to what I’m talking about. AS IN, I got both very tipsy and horny and that’s exactly when an idea popped inside my head. Before I got up from my seat though, El-Bee came with his wahala again; this time though, taking his seat beside me.

“I trust that you’re okay boss. Or is there something else I can get you?” he asked.

“Nah mayne! I’m cool. How’s the shoot going?”

“Pretty well I guess. It’s been quite hectic though, which is why I’ve asked everyone to take a 30-minute break so we can all catch our breaths.”

“Hmmn…I see. So everyone including your girls is taking a break now?”

“Yeah. The choreographer should be asking them to take a short rest right about now.”

True to his words, I saw the choreographer gesture to the girls and they all walked off; away from my pleasurable view and into a wooden shed that had been constructed for them by some artisan like that among El-Bee’s production crew.

“I see…Er….could you excuse me a minute? I think I got a full bladder.”

“Oh by all means please! Go do what you gotta do” tha Don said to me benignly.

I got up and made straight for the shed; looking around as I did so to avert anyone seeing me.

The girls had been laughing and chattering in their enclosure but suddenly appeared startled to find me open the door and walk into their shed. Though I was a bit rude by not knocking, they jumped off their seats and greeted my presence with “Good afternoon sir!”

“Good afternoon ladies. Nice work out there. I’m sure you all would look great in El-Bee’s video when it’s finally out on TV but I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. Not all of you will make it into it.”

Mayne! You should have seen the looks on these hoes’ faces. Conspicuous fear and agitation was written all over them and complaints of “Ah! Ah! Why sir? Ah please sir!” greeted my ears. I grinned inside. My plan was working perfectly.

“Well, El-Bee secretly put me in charge of your selection and I’m supposed to let him know my top TWO picks amongst you. My selection will be accepted by him and eventually get to feature in the video for which we all have come. Do please understand. The world is all about survival of the fittest, right?”

The girls got scared as fuck then. I could tell they were terribly anxious by the way they fidgeted with themselves and I was happy when one of them spoke again and said “Em..please sir, we are all friends and we truly need the money for school. Is there anything, ANYTHING AT ALL that we can do to all get chosen???”

“Hmmn….well em…El-Bee is my boy you see! I’m sure I can be nice to you and appeal on your behalf to have you all feature in his video IF you gurls will be nice to me in return. But then the question is, can you all actually be nice to me???” A perverted smile played on my lips just then.

“Ah yes sir! Certainly sir! We are good girls sir and we’ll be nice to you sir.”

“Oh really?” I asked. I doubted that these chicks knew what I was hinting at. “You really will be nice to me? I’m not sure you know what I mean o!” I stressed.

“Oh we very well know sir. We’ve attended quite a good number of auditions sir.”

“Is that so? Okay then, I believe we have an understanding. Shall we???” and I bolted the door.

At that, these sexy, cute honeyz began taking off their costumes but I quickly stopped them.

“Gurls, wait! We don’t have much time on our hands. We’ll be resuming the shoot pretty soon.”

“Okay” one of them chipped-in. “What do you suggest then sir?” she asked.

“Em…” I replied, unzipping my fly and easing out Mr. P from where he had been imprisoned all morning and afternoon. “How about some ‘head’ instead? You gurls know how to nod real good??”

One of the girls covered her mouth with her palm upon sighting Mr. P. I guessed she was impressed with what she saw….lolz.. Another girl however, smiled and said “Oooh! Nice! Girls, let’s get to work quickly!” And get to work was just what they did….WORKING ON ME THAT IS!. Easing me gently unto a chair, they all knelt before me and commenced the tongue worship of my big black cock.

Oh my! You should have been there to see them do what they did; to see them lick and tease my shaft before tongue-scrubbing my stiff rod. All four of them attended to me at the same fucking time and you bet there was more than enough saliva from their mouths to spare. Playfully dripping spit on me, they giggled as they struggled to suck hard on my cock, gagging themselves when necessary as they forced Mr. P down their throats. They truly made me go gaga as two of them later focused on both my dick-cap and rod whilst the others took my balls in their mouths; one ball in each mouth that is……*perv smile*.

Shit felt so good I swear! I delighted myself and took refuge in their small, warm and saliva-soaked mouths as they licked and sucked away on my throbbing member. In what seemed like a flash, the pleasure became unbearable with them sucking both my cock and balls at the same time and I couldn’t fight-off the urge to ejaculate. Closing my eyes, I let myself go and spurt out some thick sticky cum on one’s face. Mayne, that cum was plenty o! As in CHOI! It fully covered all of her face left for her eyes. My shit was all over her forehead, nose, cheeks, lips and chin. I had just begun appreciating my handiwork and the grin of satisfaction on their faces when a gentle knock sounded on the door and we all heard “Gurls, may I come in?”. We panicked instantly.

“Oh! Please hold on! We’re changing our clothes” one of them said and I quickly rushed to stand by the door so that when it was opened, I would be invisible hiding behind it. The girls frantically searched the room and their bags for tissue paper but could find none. In a desperate effort, one of them picked up a motorbike helmet lying among one of the props for the video-shoot and wore it on the head of the only girl bearing my cum as proof of the crime that we had all committed. They took off their costumes for real this time; leaving only their panties and bras on, most likely to appear convincing.

“You may come in now.” Another girl said and the door swung open. It was K10, one of the talented ensigns of El-Bee’s Tryce Records. He looked surprised to see a helmet-wearing model and said “Okay girls, break over. We resume shooting in two minutes!”

“Okay!!!” the gurls chorused. “We’ll be out by then” and the one wearing the helmet asked K10 “How do I look?”.


Photo Credit = @Hentai9ja (http://hentai9ja.tumblr.com)


K10 forced a weak smile and responded with “Er….Nice” and I imagined he had never seen a cute chick on only bra and panties before. The door closed anyway and I abandoned my hiding spot. The girls all giggled once more at our ‘close shave’.

“Girls, I’ll be leaving you now. El-Bee needs me. You all go ahead and strut your stuff on set okay? I’ll be sure to put in a good word for all of you.” They all smiled at me and said “Thank you” before I used the door and was back in the open; with the harsh wind greeting my face.

“Ah there you are!” El-Bee began when he found me walking back towards where I had left him. “For a moment there, I feared you went missing out in the wild here.”

“Nah! I only checked on the girls after taking a piss….just to motivate and cheer them on to giving you their best in your video” I lied.

“Oh great! That’s very kind of you” and then he suddenly hollered in the direction of the video-director. “Me??? It’s time right? Okay, I’m coming!” And then he turned to me and said “The director needs me to play my part now. I’ll be back soon. Wish me luck okay?”

“Go break a leg bruv!” I smiled, saying to him and off he went; oblivious of what had happened in the shelter of his sexy models.

The video-shoot went as planned sha! I’d definitely say it was a huge success. You’ve seen it on TV right? What do you think?? Isn’t it just unique and refreshingly different from the others?? It is I tell ya!

What’s funny though is that while El-Bee was playing his part and miming to his song blasting-off a pair of speakers, I was enjoying yet another can of stout whilst relaxing on my seat and miming along with him; only sitting down and twisting the lyrics of his song this time………………………….

El-Bee dis your models make me wan dey kolo…..Olohun!
I enjoy blowjob small, sebi na you go sanwo?..........Olohun!
Their nodding turn me maga….Me sef fit sanwo……Olohun!
Ma sanwo…olohun!.....Walahi ma sanwo!.....OLOHUN!

Na me high pass of all the people wey dey shoot video today…..video today!
I don kpeff omo, I had cute models suck my dick all the way……all the way!
I wanted to get to know ‘em….that felt only right
Model after model…….t’wuz such a splendid sight
Had them on their knees….giving the ‘nodding’ of life
They took me higher…higher….HIGHER !!!


Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

That Bloody Pervert (TBP)

(Much gratitude to @Hentai9ja and @TweetOracle. God bless!!!)




Friday, February 1, 2013

Oh Mary…Oh Baby!

*Rolls off Mary to face the ceiling and wipes off sweat from forehead in between heavy breathing*…………….Wow! Mary my baby, that was a good one! But I keep asking you and you keep telling me “No”. Are you sure you don’t rub anything down there?...Not even vagina tightening oil or potash alum??? *turns on side to observe her face*…See, you’re shaking your head again ehn? So then, tell me nau! …how do you then keep your vagina so damn tight??? I mean, that snatch of yours be tight as fuck and I feel like each time I’m buried deep inside you, your pussy walls embrace me in a tight hug, only to squeeze me of my juice later. I know Mr. P ain’t small at all so please tell me how you fucking do it? Ehn??? Hmmn…you’re blushing again abi? That’s all you ever do really….smile and blush; suck and fuck; cook and clean. It’s awesome though, I mean. I only wish you were a little less shy outside my bedroom. Maybe it’s just a matter of time before I loosen you up…who knows???

Oh Mary! *sigh*….You sweet little thang! I vividly recall how we met and such a blessed evening it was. I was sitting all by myself at Kokodome and enjoying a bottle of my favourite brand of stout when you suddenly appeared from the blues and approached my vicinity. Your leopard-skin jeggins easily seized my attention and I couldn’t help but stare at your curvy protruding backside as you swung your legs. It was when you finally said “Hi” before walking past me to sit at a table close to mine; equally all by yourself that I instantly ascertained your identity. You see, I was used to relating and ‘dealing’ with ladies of your kind. I regularly took them home after ‘downing’ two bottles of my brand ‘cos that’s part of the effects which it has on me. What I’m simply trying to say is that sufficient stout in my system usually gets me horny as fuck and eager to relate with them ‘queens of the night’; ‘how-mush-you-go-pays’ and ‘Hoeloshos’ just like your god-damned self…..*perv grin*.

Anyway my dear, though you looked very artificial in your long, yellow hair, red lipstick and thoroughly powdered face, I truly found your backside irresistible. Your boobs seemed annoyingly small too but trust me, your yansh was all I ever needed. This is why I couldn’t help but leave my table to join you and I’m truly glad that I did so.

Oh Mary my baby! Do you recall our conversation that evening? You’re nodding your head like agama abi? I know you don’t speak much while with me due to your inability to speak Queen’s English for 60 seconds without bombing the whole house but it’s okay. I’ve caught you once relating with your girlfriends and I know you can be a real livewire when in your elements.

Now back to our first conversation ehn? Yeah, I remember when I joined you we had some trouble communicating in pure English so I had to switch to pidgin since I’m not so fluent in Yoruba myself. Because I’m fully aware that females of your type are street-smart and not ladies, I chose simple topics for our discussion whilst entertaining you with a pack of White London cigarettes, a bottle of St. Remy and two plates of asun (peppered goat meat). I knew that would put me in your good books and allow you later accept my offer of N3000 to have you for the night, instead of the usual N5000 or N6000 which you and your people normally charge and it certainly worked like a charm. You decided to follow me home because you were both happy and drunk…and as I recall, you even whispered in my ear saying “No worry, I go do you beta”….lolz. See…you’re blushing again shey?? OLODO!...*perv smile*

Oh Mary my baby! I still remember. You stayed true to your words that night and truly ‘did me beta’. Upon reaching my crib and leading you to the bedroom, you immediately began ‘working’ on me; kissing my lips first before taking your sweet, soft tongue to my ears and teasing them with sexy, sensual licks. While doing so, you had one of your hands on my member; rubbing Mr. P through my denim and that made him ‘Go Hard’ like Brymo the Choc boi. I think I even leaked-off some precum sef….*perv wink*.

Oh Mary my baby! You also unbuckled my pants and had them on the ground whilst still teasing my sensitive ears and mouth with your very velvety tongue. Before I could say ‘Mary Magdalene, your hand was already raw and live on me; stroking Mr. P hard while still kissing me and you succeeded in throwing my poor old tipsy self into a frenzy.

Now Mary my baby! Do you think I could ever forget what happened next? How you dropped to your knees and blessed me with your whole mouth??? Ahn-ahn nau! You know it’s not possible! Me who loves blowjobs more than any other existing sexual act?? Me that cherishes dick-sucking the most of all the moves in the book of Kamasutra? Ah! Me, I can’t forget o! You licked me and you sucked me. You bit me a little and you healed me with your sweet, sticky saliva and pleasured me all over; YES! All over, including my big hairy balls….Lolz.

Anyway, I never knew you still had more goodies in store for me until you pushed me on the bed and straddled me. When I felt my dick slide into your opening, nothing but pure disbelief consumed me. I begged to disagree that I was inside your arse and not your vagina. Shit! That shit was fucking tight mayne! Never in my life had I fucked a cunt as tight as yours. Not even with gurls who aren’t into runs. *shaking my head*….and to think that you’re an Olosho….mayne, your pussy is one of a kind baby….I SWEAR!

Oh Mary my baby! You rode me like a cowgirl riding a fine steed. I was your okada and you were my okada-man. I didn’t mind your gear 1 ‘cos the strokes from your pussy were gentle and kind. When you switched to gear 2, I started having the feeling that your pussy was just too sweet and tight because the feeling to explode inside you was beginning to overwhelm me. I stared into your face to confirm that you were really the one making me feel this way and feeling like I was fucking for the first time in my whole damn perverted life and I saw that you were also consumed by the spirit of ecstasy. Oh how can I forget the sweet funny sounds you made?? I expected the usual “Ooohs” and “Aaahhhs” but yours was amusingly strange. You let out soft, gentle moans that quickly reminded me of Jodie, the artiste as you sounded-off “Kuchi-Kuchi” while squeezing and biting your lips and while firmly shutting your eyelids. I knew you were feeling Mr. P too and for a second there, I felt tempted to join you by having my eyes closed as well. Maybe the sensation felt better that way…right??? C’mon answer me nau! You dis shy geh sef….Mtscheew!...Lolz.

Oh Mary my baby! You know it was when you eventually switched to gear 3 that you had me right? Mayne, I couldn’t cope with your shit no more because just then, I felt like your pussy walls extra tightened and wanted to squeeze out every single drop of cum in me. I couldn’t take the super-hot dick-pussy embrace no more and I let myself go….yeah, I let myself loose inside you; something I rarely do. I’m glad sha that you assured me you would take care of yourself because you kuku know I’m not ready to become a father yet, right? Uhun!

Oh Mary my baby! I recall that I passed-out into a deep slumber right after I came hard and you didn’t get to cum that night. I’m very sorry for that is not my usual practice. I guess your pussy wore me out quickly. Anyway, you can also confirm yourself now that I’m a true woman pleaser. How many times have I successfully made you cum now? Ehn?? Talk to me nau! You don’t want #TeamPerv to know I always make you scream your sweet, melodious “Kuchi-Kuchi” each time I force you to ejaculate some fluid from your pink toto ehn??? Well guess what? They know now….hehehe……….

Oh Mary my baby! You know what I can’t forget the most? Let me tell you. It was the morning after I swear! I woke up to a strange but wonderful sensation and when I opened my eyes, your face was right before me; bobbing up and down on Mr. P and taking care of my morning wood. I couldn’t believe my eyes at that moment till I realised I had cum inside your mouth and you had swallowed all my potential seeds. You were indeed a true angel ‘cos no other bitch had ever taken care of my EMEaazzzy (Early Morning Erection) that way before. Your sucking felt great and I made up my mind to pick you up at the Dome every Wednesday and Friday; which I have been doing of course and it suddenly feels like we’re dating now. *sigh*…well, I don’t mind really! I must continue to see you once you keep giving some good morning head and your snatch remains as tight as ever.

Oh Mary my baby! Knowing you has really been both satisfying and refreshing and I don’t think I could ever stick my prick inside another Hoelosho’s pussy again. Yours is all a perv like me could ever want and could ever need. Everything about you is just so perfect and I’ve got just the perfect song to sing to you and let you know just how I feel deep down inside. Are you ready? Gosh! A nod from you?? You really are going to let me sing to you??? COOL! Okay! Here it goes then!...a1…a2…a3….and GO!................

Oh Mary!...Oh baby!.........
Oh Mary!...Oh baby!.........

When I wake up, wake up in the morning
I see your lovely face
Your lips sucking and tongue oiling me with saliva
Mayne, you take my breath away

Your pretty little mouth on Mr. P feels so tender
And I sure as fuck know what's coming soon
Your tight pink vagina, a bliss to remember
Oh the god of ecstasy has surely blessed me with you!
The very first evening you said "Hi" to me
I knew that "Hi" would turn into "Ooooh" eh eh!

And because of you eh eh!....Oh Mary!...Oh baby!
I see me in your pride
Oh baby!...Oh baby!
I see love between your thighs

You tell me "kuchi-kuchi" aaaahhhhnnnn!
I understand

You give me sweet pussy-pussy aaaaaahhhhnnnn!.....CHEI!

Oh Mary!....Oh baby!


Bye-bye Mary!....See you next Wednesday. MWAH!!!

Yours truly,

That Bloody Pervert