#OOMFF Brushes Her Teeth With CUM??? (Part 2)

I entertained Chick with 2 bottles of Smirnoff Ice, some fried plantain with eggs and a giant piece of turkey. I had a big bottle of Legend Extra Stout myself and I got cosy on the bed with her as we ate, drank and watched latest music videos on SoundCity’s ‘Fresh’.

After what seemed like a short while, Chick took her eyes off the TV screen and reached for her bag, taking out what was familiar. “So, tell me…how come you don’t know how to mow?” she queried as she carefully and neatly arranged some grass onto a piece of rizla and used some saliva off her tongue to seal it round.

“Well em…I’ve never actually tried doing that before see? I’m more of a puff n’ pass kind of smoker really. I tend to kush-up only when it is offered. I’ve never actually, rolled up for a joint for myself. The best I’ve physically done to weed is to either chew it raw, boil it in tea or cook with stuff like noodles or beans.”

“Hmmn…really? Interesting. So you can actually chew it raw? Cool! At least you’re still hardcore. You probably belong to #TeamKush 2nd Division” and she burst out in a wicked laughter of mockery as she took a long deep drag on her already lighted stick of marijuana and passed it to me. I didn’t mind the jibe though. I was still fantasising about all the sweet, sexy, crazy things I would be doing to her big, fat, thick and luscious yansh soon. I accepted her offer of the sparkling kush and puffed hard on it as well. When I exhaled, a cloud of smoke seeped through my mouth and I noticed that hers escaped from her nostrils. Chick stared deeply into my eyes for the first time and smiled. I smiled back but I felt a bit jittery for a brief moment. I picked up my bottle of Legend and took a heavy gulp. Afterwards I felt more comfortable with Chick.

It became all puff n’ pass with ma sexy-as-fuck female companion till about 8pm. I’m sure you can imagine just how high we were after sharing 5 sticks and cancelling our liquor. We were so high that we started talking gibberish and laughing uncontrollably over unfunny things that we saw on TV. It was just when Chick made to lie on her belly in her attempt to get more comfy on the bed that things got really………as my hommie @GMAKGOLDENBOY would put it………….SEZUAL!!!

*staring hard at the huge mountain of arse before me* “Mayne! You no go kill person o you dis geh! Dis your yansh nor get part 2!”. I chuckled hard at my own awkward compliment.

Chick chuckled as well, looked back at me and winked. I then realised I needed not an extra invitation. I suddenly picked my intoxicated-self up and positioned myself above her massive bumbum. First placing a soft peck on each bum-cheek through her denim, I pushed her top up a little to gain access to her waist and upper bum flesh (thanks to her sagging jeans anyway). I then placed some wet kisses on her waist before doing the same to her upper buttocks and Chick responded with “Mmmphhh”

“Just take it off already, will you?” she said to me and turned back to watch Kel’s ‘Give it to you’ featuring W4, while smoking a fresh stick of ganja. I did as instructed and with a little cooperation from her, I successfully had Chick naked in the South. Mayne, you should have seen that big black arse staring hard at me in the face like “Yeah! What you gon’ do now huh?? What you gon’ do with this nigga???”

I seemed confused and lost for a second. I didn’t know where to start from….I didn’t know how to begin. I wasn’t sure of how to challenge and tackle this great and sexy piece of sweet flesh before me but I was certain of one thing though……I JUST HAD TO DO SOMETHING!

Putting my lips back to work, I kissed Chick’s bum-cheeks and waist some more to really put her in the mood and she gave me the go-ahead to take her red G-string off. Now attacking Chick’s bumbum with my lips, she encouraged me by spreading her legs and I instantly sighted a trickle of wetness down her thighs. I grinned in satisfaction…my kisses were paying-off.

With her legs now wide apart, I made to increase Chick’s pleasure. I took my tongue on a licking trip to Chick’s bulging clitoris and flicked that wet muscular tissue on it. Chick squirmed and twitched in pleasure instantly. “Oooooh!” she moaned softly. I flicked and licked some more and I guess Chick couldn’t take it anymore because she tried to turn and lie on her back, but I was having none of that….not just yet!. I wasn’t through with her arse!

Chick didn’t see it coming and neither did I. I guess it was the effect to the combo of weed and stout but I did it anyway. After tonguing Chick’s pussy for a while, I took my mouth back to her monstrous yansh; chewed hard on both butt-cheeks like they were pieces of kpomo and then did the unimaginable……….I STUCK MY TONGUE INTO CHICK’S ARSE-HOLE.

Yeah yeah YEAH! Before you start hating on me, remember that I was already high as fuck. And besides, I tend to do crazy sexual stuff when I’m seriously intoxicated. At least Chick did not fart and her bumbum was not dirty. Besides, my tongue was too numb to taste anything bad/offensive if otherwise….lolz. All I remember is that I did oil her starfish with saliva and lick it. I did that for a minute or two before I went further crazy by sticking my tongue into her butt-hole. Chick liked it sha. I had her going “Ooooh!....Awwhhh….Tssssss……Sssshhhhh….Yessssssss!!!!”.

It got to a point when Chick found the pleasure way too unbearable and forced a turn to turn her titties up with that sexy yansh of hers down. I wasn’t really happy with that decision because I felt like I could kiss, lick and chew on her big and sexy yansh all evening, however, she made a good point………….there were other things requiring my special attention…..lolz.

I proceeded Northwards to suck Chick’s titties and nibble on her nipples. Her medium-sized bobbie were okay in taste but what I really wanted was her yansh. You know like Iyanya nau??? Instead of….

“Your waist….your waist….All I want is your waist”

Mine was………..

“Your yansh…..your yansh…..All I want is your YANSH!”…………lolz

Anyway, I sha sucked Chick’s bobbie o! I later visited her belly-button with my tongue and made her twitch and squeal in ecstasy. But by the time I greeted Chick’s clitoris with my tongue again, I was in deep shit….as in madt, serious trouble.

Na so Chick kon palm my head for dat spot say she nor go free am o! She palmed my head firmly to her pussy as I attacked her clit viciously with my tongue and its ammo – wet and sticky saliva. Chick went GAGA and refused to let me lift my head to breathe….not even for a split second. Choi!!!

After some minutes of hardcore pussy-licking, Chick squirted some cum into my mouth. Damn! That shit was fucking salty. Not so bad though so I swallowed. Next thing you know, Chick heaves a deep breath, rushes at me and yanks off my trousers to reveal my already throbbing cock before positioning her mouth over it.

First giving me a sultry glance, added with a smile, Chick shot out her own tongue and tasted Mr. P’s helmet. She brushed my shaft with her soft tongue and dripped warm saliva over the tip of it before swallowing the whole cap. I shuddered and quivered and I knew Mr. P was definitely in for a good time.

Chick proved herself an expert as she skilfully sucked hard on Mr. P…taking his whole being in her mouth and being gracious enough to avoid using teeth on his nice and smooth body. Though she sucked him with one hand, the blowjob was indeed AMAZING!

Jerking and bobbing her head up and down Mr. P, I felt the pressure build up in me. I felt the cum forming and rising and Chick’s dexterity and alacrity in the use of saliva wasn’t helping my situation in any way.

I quickly snatched Mr. P away from her mouth just when I realised I was about to fuck up. Chick grinned at me. “You were gonna come shey?”

“Yeah babe. That was fucking close”. I said, wiping off some sweat from my forehead and quickly taking-off my T-shirt.

Chick proceeded to surprise me by laying on top of me and ‘infraredding’ my lips with hers. The connection and sensitivity of it was simply both delightful and lovely and I never expected her to actually kiss me knowing fully well where my lips and tongue had been. She obviously didn’t mind though; for she thoroughly French-kissed me, kissing me full and wet on my lips and seizing my tongue with hers.

“Where is your rubber baby?” she asked after 2minutes or so of ‘French-mouthing’.

“It’s there!” I pointed to the second pillow and Chick quickly pushed it aside to reveal a strawberry-flavoured condom that I had kept there. She picked it up and tore it open before covering Mr. P with it. When she was convinced that I was fully ‘protected’, Chick resumed being on top and with one hand, slowly guided Mr. P inside her. I shuddered at the warm feeling I was greeted with and was glad to discover that even though Chick was #TeamPerv, (which created the possibility of her sampling many dicks), she was quite tight.

Chick rode me like an okada o! She just kept bouncing away and talking gibberish. Her “Oomphhh….Yesss baby…..I love how your dick feels in me…..Awww daddy!...Oh yess…oh YESSSSSS!!!” convinced me that she was thoroughly enjoying it and that gave me some satisfaction. Now don’t get me wrong o! I was enjoying her bouncing and grinding on me too but I wasn’t quite satisfied just yet.

Just when I observed Chick squeal out in pleasure, vibrate and hang her head low, it instantly hit me that she had come and I made my move before she began to relax and complain of fatigue.

“Turn around baby! I need that ass to talk durrty to me now” I said while trying to manoeuvre her from the waist. She complied, albeit reluctantly and I seized the moment and wasted no time. Now positioning myself behind Chick with her on both hands and knees, I pushed Mr. P into her tight, wet and slippery cunt and started jerking forward. This was the doggy position and I absolutely loved it for it increased my pleasure and permitted me to watch Chick’s big yansh bounce and vibrate with every thrust I threw…..*perv smile*

I had a jolly good go at Chick’s arse and pounded away silly. Chick was obviously tired from my hardcore pounding as she dragged a pillow and made to rest her head on it. I didn’t blame her though. I’ve been told many times that whenever I assume the doggy position, Mr. P shoots himself far up into the tummy. Chick was probably coping with the pleasure in her cunt and the pain in her belly then. As for me, it was sweet pleasure all the way.

Chick started to holler and scream out things. First it was “Oh Debola! Give it to me! Fuck me! Fuck me harder!” Later, it changed to “Ahhh! Yeeeehhhhh……Arrrgghhh…..You will kill me today o! You WILL KILL ME!!!” She also began to lower herself gently unto the bed and was trying to ruin my doggy style in the process but I would have none of that. I quickly reached for some of the braids on her head, wound them up and tugged….not hard though… just well enough that Chick’s head pulled backwards and she arched up her big yansh again for me to see, enjoy and probably destroy……lolz

Some more hardcore jerking on my part sent Chick into a frenzy. I think she actually got tired of screaming because she took one wicked glance at me and then proceeded to cover her mouth with her right palm. All I heard now was “Mmmmmph….MMMMM…….nnnnnmmmmphhhH!”. I didn’t mind though. I was relishing every feel of her pussy and started to feel the pressure build inside of me.

Four more minutes passed and I could hold myself no longer. I dropped Chick’s hair and let myself go. A second or two before I did though, I caught Chick throw her head back in an unusual manner. It was after I had ejaculated my sweet juice with a deep grunt and took out the rubber that I discovered thick whitish fluid all over it. I mean…, this condom had actually lost its pink colour due to the stuff that came from Chick’s pussy. I just had to confirm and Chick helped me before I even asked.

“Pheew! We came together you know?” she informed me.

“Hmmm….I thought as much baby. I got a little scared when your head jerked back viciously. I feared it was going to snap off your neck.”

Chick giggled and pulled me closer. “Don’t worry dear, ma head is still intact. I don’t know how I ended up coming that way but you sure showed me. You’re a hot stud boy!....You truly rep #TeamPerv!” Chick brushed her lips against mine and shot her tongue into my mouth after that compliment. My head swelled like DAMN!!!

When we got tired of kissing, we cuddled and slept off. You bet that night’s rest was awesome. Trust me, I snored as loudly as my father….lolz.

Anyway, I opened my eyes the next morning to find Chick poring into my face and boring deeply into my eyes with a harmless stare. “Morning baby! Did you sleep well?” she asked as I blinked and covered my mouth for a deep yawn.

“Yeah baby! I sure did. You?”

Chick rubbed my naked chest and pecked me on my forehead. “I slept like a baby, thanks to you dear.” She smiled and I reciprocated. Her morning face didn’t look bad. She was aaaight!.

“So what would you like for breakfast before I take my humble leave?” came the next question; only that this time around, Chick’s hand had left my chest and found its way to my ‘morning wood’ (I mean, which normal guy doesn’t have that?...lolz).

“Wow!….You’d really cook for me before leaving???” I was somewhat astonished.

“Of course hun! I gotta say thank you to Mr. P; that’s what you call him right?; for giving moi a great time last night. You know he gotta feed and replace the lost red blood cells right?”

I was still racking my brain for a witty response when Chick suddenly chipped in “But first, I think he needs me now. Oh just look at him in his stand-still position! I gotta take care of him.” With that, Chick bent over to part the fly in my boxer shorts open and ease out Mr. P. Lowering her head slowly, Chick covered Mr. P’s head with her lips and gently sucked him.

Mayne!.....That was some great morning head I tell ya! Having Mr. P in a female’s mouth so early in the morning was simply fantastic. Chick licked and sucked on Mr. P so good. She nibbled, teased and sucked away like she was trying hard to extract gold from him and she did hit the jackpot indeed. Eventually, Mr. P had no choice but to go from stiff to limp but he didn’t do that without depositing some cum in his host’s mouth.

Chick took every drop of my cum in her mouth. She gave me a funny look and then entertained me by gargling my thick and sweet stuff while creating awkward noises with it. She was having her fun and I was surprised she didn’t mind that it was my ejaculation she was actually playing with inside her own mouth. She sure was a sight to behold doing what she did.

Just when I thought I had seen a solid show, Chick stunned me out of my wits. “Wanna see me do something cool???” she asked still with a mouth full of sperm. I nodded in response and Chick suddenly dashed into the bathroom close-by. Within seconds, she was out and she returned with a toothbrush in hand. Swallowing some of the cum in her mouth, Chick dripped what was left of my cum onto the brush. It wasn’t much but it was enough to fully cover the bristles and stain the floor. I was such in awe of Chick by now because she was just about to do something that I only usually got to see whenever I watched fetish porn.

Just one smile afterwards and Chick blew me away. She lifted the toothbrush to her mouth and began brushing away. Can you fucking believe that??? Chick substituted my cum for toothpaste and brushed her teeth with it. That was plain fucking sexy and watching her do it kinda made me feel like proposing marriage to her on the spot. I was highly tempted but I didn’t actually do it sha. Truly though, it’s not every day you find a girl who delights herself by brushing her teeth with your cum you know? Chick was a rare gem…..she was exceptional!

“Oh my God gurl!.....You are FUCKING AWESOME!” I said to her when I finally found words to spare.

“Thanks dearie” she said whilst still having a brush in her mouth. “You’re gonna blog about this aren’t you???”

“OF COURSE YES!” I mean, who wouldn’t?

Chick giggled, gave me a thumb up and disappeared into the bathroom again. “I’ll make scrambled eggs when through” she hollered from inside. “I think I saw a loaf of bread on the fridge.”

“Yeah! Sure.” I shouted back. Getting up from the bed, I proceeded to the second bathroom with my fully charged mini laptop in left hand……*perv grin*.


Yours truly,


That Bloody Pervert