Angelina & A Blowjob Scam (Final Part)

(A 50% Fiction, 50% Factual Story)


Heyyy…..I’m back! Miss me???.....lolz. I sure hope you enjoyed reading the #OOMFF story just as much as I enjoyed telling it. It’s now time to finish this one before I act like Jay-Z and go ON TO DA NEXT ONE!...lolz.

So things got pretty tense and uncomfortable once home with the fellaz and our accompanying hoes. General Yong was still smarting from the insults he had received earlier from Shuku. T.Money already was trying to come up with a fucking arrangement of some sort, knowing fully well that things had to be done, not only appropriately, but quietly to forestall trouble in his buddy’s house at 1:30 in the morning. Buddy, our cohort in the pussy struggle must have been either drunk or tired as fuck for he kept dozing off and nodding his head in a funny manner whilst still erect on his feet. As for me; you bet I still had my eyes wide open and fixed on Angelina’s hot, sexy and highly tempting body….HAHA! You know me nau! A bloody perv yo! *wink*

T.Money finally killed the dead silence that was fast consuming us as we made our way into the apartment. “Look guys, this is how we gonna do it. Since it appears my hommie, Yong ain’t digging Angie’s friend, he and I are gonna lay Angie. You (talking to me now) and this hommie can have Angie’s pal for the night. Y’all feel me???”. He didn’t even mind that these bitches were right there with us. He came out fucking blunt and I wondered for a minute if Angie or her friend ever imagined themselves as cows waiting to be slaughtered at a sex abattoir during that moment.

“Yes Boss!” we all kinda chorused but mine never came from my heart. I wanted Angie so bad. She was my fucking choice. If not that Yong possessed much dislike (or should I say hatred) for Shuku, I’m sure I could have talked him into convincing T.Money to at least admit me into their camp. Angie baby was just right for my fast rising lust. She was the one my heart told me to sink my prick into. she was the one I wanted to fuck all night. She was THE ONE WITH THE PUSSY FOR ME!!!….*smh*


Luck came my way however….and it came in the form of a sweet sound slumber. Once inside our cohort’s room, T.Money counted three thousand naira each and handed it out to the gurls. Next thing you know, he was out of his shirt and jeans in no time at all and pulling Angie towards one of the two mattresses in the medium-sized room. He amused me and I quickly assumed he could no longer hold his konji….lolz. The others and I got onto the other bed and watched them. I had never been in this situation before….EVER! Me and three other guys with two hoes all together in one room??? NEVER!!! COOL THOUGH!!! Yep! COOL!!!

“Na wa o! see as konji don hold una guy finish” Shuku said as she proceeded to take off her own clothes. She wasn’t in the least shy and I almost completely forgot for a brief moment that hoes were never shy over sex related issues. Give them whatever amount they ask for and you just might get them to fuck your brains out in an open market place….lolz…just saying mayne!

Soon, Skuku was completely nude, save only her panty which she still had on. Her breasts looked nice and firm but her big bongy belly really irritated me. I didn’t feel an inch aroused by her. I didn’t like the sight of her large calabash where her tummy ought to be and Mr. P didn’t stir. I didn’t want to bang her at all and what made matters worse was that my supposed partner didn’t want her either. He had already made that clear by passing out flat on the big piece of foam just as soon as he had laid his head upon it. His agape mouth and the snores that came from it nearly drowned the sweet “Eeeeesssss” and “Iiiissshhhhhhs” that Angie baby made as T.Money pushed and pumped away aggressively on her in the very much familiar ‘Mummy and Daddy’ style.

You know what? Forget about cohort, T.Money and Angie baby for a minute. Lemme tell you about my sweet luck. You know how General Yong was meant to have a go at Angie baby once T.Money was done??? That never happened! It’s quite funny but somehow, someway, Yong decided he was no longer going to partake in the night’s debauchery. “Mehn, I no fuck again o! I wan sleep. T.Money, you get mouth! Enjoy yourself…CARRY GO!”. And with those words, my one and only General Yong suddenly lapsed into his own deep slumber.

By now, Shuku was getting frustrated that despite being paid for a service, nobody was eager to service her. I sensed she was already wet and horny as fuck as we both watched T.Money pull out his large dick from Angie’s pussy, while grunting in pleasure before taking off the saturated rubber and dropping flat on the mattress.

“Whooooo! Mayne, I gotta crash now. Night y’all!!!” he let out with bated breath. In the next few minutes that followed, there was another dead silence. It was just I, Angie baby and Shuku who were left awake and only two of us were yet to fuck.

Angie suddenly broke the silence. “I need to reach bathroom o! I wan clean up” she confessed with a grin. As soon as she left the room, I stole a quick look at Shuku and concluded that if I didn’t make my move then, I was going to get raped as fuck. I mean, not that I don’t like being raped by a female and all. Just that if I’m gonna get raped at all, that female must be smoking hot and calabash belly free!

I ended up making my move anyway. Oh yeah! I dashed outside the room in pursuit of Angie baby and left Shuku to either fucking stick a packet of candles up her yellow vagina or fucking take a nap like the others. She had the free 3grand to enjoy anyway. Ain’t no way that I was going to fuck her. HELL NAW!!!

I found my sexy Angie baby washing herself in the bathroom; two doors away from the bedroom along the corridor. The door wasn’t fully closed and I could see her rinsing and fingering her fair-skinned pussy expertly. Though she was oblivious of my watching her, the manner in which she took her time in giving me a good show by digging those slim fingers of hers into her pumpum to twist and turn as well as stroke her clit while bathing it with water got Mr. P stiff as FUCK! A quick and fake cough ended the show though and I guess I somewhat startled her.

“Ahn-ahn! What are you doing here? You no see say I dey clean-up???”

“Yeah, sure I can see that. Anyway, how far naaa??? Me, I wan fuck o!” I told her confidently.

Angie baby giggled. “Ha! You wan fuck ke? Sebi your padi talk say make you fuck my friend nau!”

“Wo! Forget that your friend jare! Her head nor dey dia. She no set like you. Na you I wan fuck jare. How far naa???”

“Ehen? Na me you go like to fuck ehn? So na so you kon leave ma friend for room like that ehn? That one no good nau!”

“Abegi, fashi your friend jare! You nor know say na you bin dey enta ma eye since? C’mon baby!” and with that I was already on her case, caressing her face and smooching her fresh, fair jugs while trying to reach for her clit with my right index finger.

“Ahn-ahn! Relax nau! See as you dey rush me. Na so the tin dey do you ni???”

“Yes naa! E dey do me tinini-tanana!”. By now, I already had one boob of hers in my mouth while fingering her pussy, which was fast gathering some moisture.

Angie baby let out a laugh and let me be. She was no longer hesitant but relaxed. She let me have my way with her and by my way, I’m talking about sucking her luscious bobbie and screwing her tight punana with my fingers. She also responded with soft moans and though they were the local kind like “Iiiisshhh” and “Oooouuuusssshhhh”, I wasn’t discouraged. I let my mouth and two fingers fire on……lolz.

When I felt I had stimulated Angie enough, I needed her to help get Mr. P fully alert. There was still so much alcohol in my system for me to achieve full erection. “Oya suck me baby” I said to her, quickly pulling down both my trousers and boxer shorts.

“Ahn-ahn! Suck ke? Why nau! Una nor pay me for dat one o! Just put your prick inside make you fuck me abeg. Sleep don dey catch me.”

“C’mon nau! Please just suck me small abeg. I wan dey hard well.”
“You wan dey hard well? Shey you never hard reach like dis ni?” Angie asked me as she took Mr. P in her right palm and began to stroke me fast and hard. She was neither gentle nor seductive with it so that didn’t actually help ma situation. I knew only a blowjob would give me the kind of erection I needed and I was determined to push for it.

“Angie nau, please. This your handjob won’t work on me o! Na blowjob I need abeg. Just try suck me small nau? Just small nau???” I said with eyes full of plea.

Angie saw the plea in my eyes and got touched. “But una nor pay me to suck prick nau! Na fuck una talk. Na only my boyfriend prick me I dey suck o!” she replied with a complaining tone and a frown.

Sensing I wasn’t likely to win this debate with her, with Mr. P already losing his composure by the minute, I decided to act smart and fast.

“Okay, okay! I go pay you. How much to suck me?” I asked her.

“N2500” she blurted out quickly.

“Ahn-ahn! Haba! For a blowjob? Wetin happen naa??? Make I pay N1500 abeg.” It was time to wear my own frown thinking ‘How I go pay N2500 for a bloody blowjob? No be just to suck prick??? HIAN!!!’

Angie baby was however reluctant to accept my offer. We eventually settled for N2000 and as soon as I had counted four crisp N500 Naira notes and gave them to her, she squeezed and tucked them into her bra before dropping on her knees.

Now here’s the deal. I got way too excited. I was fucking elated that I was finally going to get ma dick sucked, even at an unexpected cost. Still, I was ecstatic at the thought of Angie baby tasting and sucking Mr. P plus the sweet sensation that was to come with it. Funny though how my excitement didn’t last very long…..*smh*

Taking Mr. P in her left palm now, Angie lowered her lips around him. She shot me a glance of hesitation next and all I thought at that moment was “Suck this dick bitch! Afterall, you’ve already taken ma money!”. She brushed her lips against the tip of my dick before taking it in her mouth. She didn’t swallow the whole shaft though and just when the sensation was suddenly beginning to rise in me, Angie took her mouth off Mr. P and spat into the toilet sink. “Puehh!” it sounded followed by “Ohhh! Dis tin is bitter joor! I nor go fit suck dis your prick o!”

LAWD! You can imagine just how furious I was right there and then. How dare Angie baby refuse to suck ma dick after I had paid her? How dare she try to scam me?? How dare she spit and describe Mr. P as bitter??? I suddenly felt hot blood rushing through my veins and I felt like this bitch was going to get slapped silly. The temptation was just too much and too ripe and just as I was about to lift my left hand and let it drop across Angie’s left cheek, de javu hit me and I instantly remembered ‘Owo mi da?’ aka ‘Where is my money?’.

Now you see, I’ma bout to link up the stories like I said I would in part 1 of this very tale, aaight? You see, ‘Owo mi da?’ is actually a nickname used by my hommies (whom I made mention of early in this story) in referring to one local prostitute like that whom I had a very sordid and unfortunate ordeal with early January this year. The tale is truly quite shameful and embarrassing indeed but I’ma share it with you anyway.

Once upon a time, one of my hommies from the social club I belonged to back in my undergraduate days in the university returned from the UK and decided to have a little reunion since he had missed his crew. He was only able to get in touch with three of us (all guys) but that didn’t ruin the fun. This hommie of mine spoilt us silly with all the food and alcohol we could ask for at a popular hotel in Ikeja. The fun was pure crazy and we all danced, ate and drank to stupor…..no kidding.

Later that evening, we got so drunk that two of us started messing around with the hoes peddling their jugs and arses at the hotel. We complimented them, priced them and then dissed them for calling out exorbitant fees. “Na gold dey inside ya toto?” we spat at them before laughing till our tummies ached. You bet they insulted us right back and when we felt we had had enough verbal missiles thrown at us, I made the terrible mistake of shouting “C’mon guys! Let’s head on to PEKAS!!!”

Now, I don’t know if you’re familiar with this place called PEKAS but trust me, you’ll find lots of bloody hoes in this place. Tall hoes, short hoes, fat hoes, skinny hoes, fair-skinned hoes, black-as-fuck hoes, hoes on heels, hoes on flats, hoes with proper make-up on, hoes with scary make-up on, hoes…hoes…HOES all over the place!

So……because we were all drunk as fuck, nobody objected. We got into the car and zoomed off. How we got there safe with each person in one piece is only known to God but when we arrived, we resumed making a fool of ourselves. We began to price and negotiate with hoes everywhere, seeking one hoe…..just one hoe who was willing to fuck all four of us….take four solid red-blooded dicks, one after the other for our ridiculous offer of four grand. We really should have upped the amount, but like I said before, we were fucking wasted.

Eventually, we succeeded sha! I swear I can’t remember this hoe’s name but I do remember she had a slim waist, yet VERY FAT YANSH. Mayne, that ass was thick enough to make Nicki go green with envy and call up her surgeon to augment that shit. I tell you, this hoe’s ass was fucking H-U-G-E!!! Oh yeah! She had fat thighs/laps too and even though her hair was rough as fuck, she still was fucking sexy….to us drunken blokes anyway….lolz.

Nicki’s replacement must have been broke as fuck because she agreed to fuck all four of us for our price of four grand. Wow! Now that I think of it, we really cheated that bitch. You see, back in the day, I used to be a hoe specialist and I knew that for ‘short-time’ (ST), a hoe wouldn’t charge anything less than N1,500 while ‘till-day-break’ would cost, in the least, 5geez. This bitch agreed to fuck us all for 4k and that translated into 1k per person. Mayne she lost at least 2 fucking grand but it’s too late to care now……*smh*.

So anyway, the hoe fucked us all indeed. She did so after we booked a room in a guest house close by for the night and I dealt with her first before allowing her service my crew; one after the other. I must have been her best fuck for she actually offered me alone, an extra round on her. Oh yeah! I mounted that pussy twice yo! HAHA!!!

Sorry though that I can’t go into more details about the fuckery with this bitch. It’s just that this post really ain’t about her. It’s more about the next hoe that featured after we settled our biz with this first one and she went her way. You see, the next hoe really shouldn’t have come along in the first place but someone got unnecessarily greedy. Yeah yeah, that was me! *smh*. My UK hommie somewhat caused it though and I’ma explain.

After we had discharged the first bitch and just before we decided to catch some Z’s, this hommie of mine (during our comments about the sex we had just had) began to fascinate us with his escapades with prostitutes in the UK and how he made them do crazy and nasty stuff for him like lick his arsehole, swallow his cum and drink his pee; all for an affordable fee too. His vivid narration, attention-grabbing description and soulful sound interjections really got me horny again and more lustful than ever before and I wondered what it would be like to have a bitch lick my arsehole and drink my pee. The swallow-cum part, I had actually experienced before so that didn’t quite buzz me.

It didn’t take long for the fellas to drift-off into dreamland but somehow, I, for one, couldn’t sleep. I kept imagining and wondering…I kept fantasising and wishing….needing and craving, then alcohol somewhat convinced me to check my wallet and seeing that I had some cash in there, I snuck out of our room and into the streets where we had found them many, plenty hoes earlier. To my surprise though, there were only two of them still waiting to be taken home and just when I wondered why there were just two, it suddenly hit me and I slapped myself. Of course it was already 3 in the morning. Such was expected….*smh*

I subsequently did some mental eenie-meenie-maenie-mo and walked towards the one that the spirit of alcohol in me led me to. I did notice though that the closer I got to this bitch, the uglier she appeared. I really should have made a retreat as soon as I staggered in her front and she smiled with an “Ekaaro boda. Se fe do mi ni? (Morning. Would you like to fuck me?) but I was way too desperate for a blowjob and way too tipsy to use my number 6.

“Kaaro. You dey give blowjob?” I asked her.

“Ehn? Kilo’n jebe?” (what does that mean?) she asked with genuine ignorance pasted all over her untrying face.

Wow! A hoe who didn’t know the meaning of a blowjob??? Gosh! This must be one local-as-fuck hoe, I thought to myself. I then gesticulated dick-sucking to her and she chuckled foolishly.

“Oh! Okay! E fe kin mu oko yin abi? (Oh! Okay! You want me to suck your dick right?) she blurted out next.

“Yes! How much?” I asked with a straight face. I wanted a blowjob….no famzing.

“5 thoson (5 thousand)” came her very silly reply.

I don’t want to go into too much details about our haggling over a simple blowjob but we eventually settled for 2k. And now the question…..how the bloody hell didn’t I suspect that a scam was in the offing??? *SMH*.

I led Local Hoe back to the room where ma hommies were already fast asleep not knowing that I would later wake them up to some crazy drama. Taking Local Hoe into the bathroom for some sweet dick-sucking, so as not to disturb ma crew; the bitch chose to do the exact opposite and foment trouble.

“Owo’n ko? Emi o le se’n kankan lai gbowo o! (Where’s the money? I can’t do anything without being paid o!” she spoke with a stupid frown.

“Oya here!” I said to her, handing out 2grand with my right hand and taking out Mr. P from my pants with the left.

Local Hoe sat on the edge of the bathroom sink, accepted Mr. P in her right palm but shook her head and said “Hmmn….k’emi gbe eleyi senu fun 2 thoson pere? Emi o le mu oko yi o! Odape e ma do mi ni o! (Hmmn….you want me to suck your dick for a meagre two thousand naira? I won’t be able to suck this dick o! It’s like you’re going to have to fuck me instead!)”.

WHAAATTTT!!!! My head rang suddenly and it was like all the alcohol in my system evaporated through my skin pores. I’m quite dark in complexion but I could swear my face was red with boiling blood at that very moment. Who wanted to fuck? Was it not a bloody blowjob I paid for??? Why this rubbish??? EHN???

I stared hard at Local Hoe with mean, wicked eyes and watched her stroke my cock in her palm. Her ugly face was free of any expression whatsoever but she was trying to do her best in reviving an already falling Mr. P.

I FUCKING SWITCHED TO PIDGIN ENGLISH……I tend to do that when I’m really mad.

“Come! Wetin be dis? Whish one be fuck again? Nor be blowzjob I pay for???”

Apparently, Local Hoe understood Pidgin, even though she couldn’t speak it, like I can’t really speak Yoruba.

“Ehn…e ma binu. O kan je kpe emi o le gbe kini yi senu. E mi o le mu oko yin! (Ehn..don’t be upset. It’s just that I can’t put this thing in my mouth. I really can’t suck your prick)” she began to foolishly explain.

“Ehen??? But you fit collect ma money abi? Okay, I nor do again. Gimme ma money back!” I spat at her.

“Ah! Rara o! Owo bawo? E ma do mi ni! (Ah! No o! Money??? You will have to fuck me instead) she rudely objected.

“Ehn! You better give yourself brain and return my money. I nor dey follow you play o!” I was fucking angry at this point.

“Ah! Oti o! E ma do mi ni! (Ah! No o! You will have to fuck me)”

I decided to take it no more and I threatened the bitch. “I go slap you o! Where’s ma money?”

“Fo mi l’eti nau! (Go ahead and slap me nau!)” the stupid local bitch called my bluff.

I lifted my left hand (my good old hand) and raised it to the ceiling. I chose to speak the language she perfectly understood. “Owo mi da, 1? (Where’s ma money, 1?)”

Local Hoe didn’t budge.

“Owo mi da, 2?? (Where’s ma money, 2??)”

The silly bitch still refused to take out my money from inside her dirty bra where she had kept it ealier.

“OWO MI DA, 3??? (WHERE’S MA MONEY, 3???)”

Local hoe just stared hard at me in the face. She didn’t move a muscle.

WHAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I lighted the silly little bitch’s face and saw sparks fly out of her right cheek. She screamed “YEHHH!!!” instantly in response to the slap and woke up my buddies. While the one from UK rushed into the bathroom to shield me from hitting her again, the guest-house manager, front desk officer and a couple of nosy guest-neighbours began banging on our door, which had been locked. “What’s going on in there? Open the door now!” We all heard.

Before you could say ‘Peniscillin’, two silly stories of a failed blowjob attempt were shared to the knowledge of my friends, the guest-house manager and other concerned, i-can’t-mind-my-business individuals. On the advice of my pals, I let Local Hoe go scot free with my money and without having to actually suck my dick and give me value for my cash…….*smh*. Till date, these hommies of mine still tease me by calling me ‘Owo mi da?’….lolz.

OKAY NOW! BACK TO TROUBLESOME ANGELINA!!!

As you recall, Angie baby was trying to dupe me like her local counterpart (whom she never knew of anyway). She was trying to cheat me out of a blowjob and my money by complaining at first lick that Mr. P was bitter. She wanted to scam me but it was already once bitten, twice shy with me and I had to show her who the real scammer was.

I suppressed my anger and spoke calmly to Angie baby. “Okay, okay….you’re right. You know what ehn? Just suck me for 20 seconds and I’ll be fine. I’ll even give you an extra 1k”.

Gosh! You should have seen Angie’s eyes as they instantly brightened at the mention of money….lolz. Her eyeballs expanded and shone like lightning. “Ehen??? Ehn okay, no problem naa! Sebi na just 20 seconds? Ehn, I go manage the bitter taste naa! No worry, I go suck you. Oya!” she replied and grabbed Mr. P eagerly like she had been cock-hungry for a decade. She didn’t know what was coming her way. She didn’t know what Mr. P had in store for her mean and selfish self. IMAGINE HER DESCRIBING MY DEAREST MR. P AS BITTER??? CHOI!!!

Angie baby got on her knees once again and quickly wrapped her mouth around my semi-hard dick. She began sucking lightly on it like she was scared I would deposit some cum in her mouth. She didn’t know nada! She didn’t know jack!

What Angelina really didn’t know was that during the moment that I felt like slapping her and remembered ‘Owo mida’, I felt something else too…… I felt the pressing need to pee but my thought at the time permitted me to suppress it……LOLZ.

Angie baby had not nodded me for more than 7 seconds when the warm feeling of her mouth on Mr. P suddenly relieved me. I FUCKING LET GO and squirted some hot, acidic, alcoholic urine into her mouth.

“EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!...............WEE-WEE !!! She screamed as she snatched her head back and away from my peeing hose. “That served her right.” I thought to myself as I chuckled. “THAT SERVED THE BITCH RIGHT!”

I left Angelina rinsing her mouth at the hand-wash sink and returned to the room to catch my own Z’s. End of story!

Yours truly,

That Bloody Pervert (TBP)