(I must confess that this post in its entirety was inspired by DMX. Oh how I can lick a cunt for that nigga !!!....Lolz…..)
And now she wants me back! Funny how life is you know? Funny how someone…especially a dumb hoe can choose to take your niceness for a weakness. So fucking funny it is how a bitch can choose to be selfish instead of selfless and do all it takes to please her man. Shiiiidddd! I fucking didn’t want it all though…I only fucking wanted THAT ONE THING….that one special thing that makes a nigga’s head spark in exciting ecstasy and makes him feel like a true hommie.
Okay, now I’m talking about my Ex. It’s been barely four months since I left her sorry ass and now she’s here… in my room, hugging my legs and begging me to take her back. She’s fucking shedding tears right now and getting my floor all wet while promising to change and treat me right but I ain’t sure I know what to fucking do about her case.
You see, this shawty once proved herself to be a stupid and selfish bitch for a long time till I could take it no more. She would rather receive than give and you know that shit is so messed up. I mean, how can anyone be fucking comfortable with receiving joy and not offering it in return? Don’t that fool got a fucking conscience??? SMH
Throughout the three months that we dated, Ex-Shawty was always on the receiving end. Now I ain’t talking about punches o! Nigga/Bitch PLEEASSEE!!! I’m a lover not a fighter. I’m talking about head. As in nodding…fellatio….blowjob…shaft-sucking ‘n shit. You get shey? HAHA!!!
Anyway, like I was saying, while this bitch and I dated, I was the one always pleasing her….I was the one who was always giving her clitoris a good bath with my tongue…I was the one always licking and flicking on her tight, wet and juicy pussy until it squirted out a guzzle of cum and I was always the one doing that Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat shit. You know what I mean right? Of course you don’t! How could you anyway? You ain’t a ‘Clit Specialist’ like me nau! Well, by Liu Kang shit I mean I used to spread my bitch’s legs wide on the bed, hold down ‘Block’ and ‘A’ while moving backwards for 5 seconds and then release. Mayne! Best believe that’s some nasty, sexy shit. Any guy who can give that to a gurl will definitely make her heart melt and make her love him till she expires upon the face of the earth.
Now, I know you’re wondering “If I’m that good, why didn’t her heart melt then?”. Well, all I can say is, I guess that bitch’s heart was fucking made of granite. Oh yeah! That bitch was selfish as fuck. She always enjoyed me giving her cunnilingus but she NEVER, EVER was willing to go down on me for some good fellatio…….FUCKING BITCH!!!
You know, now that I think about it, while she’s still here begging my proud ass, I feel even more pained. How the bloody hell can a guy suck a bitch’s cunt for three whole fucking damn months without getting his dick sucked, not even once???? DAMN! That should fucking replace the old meaning of selfishness….WORD!!!
It certainly is painful knowing that I never failed to satisfy her sexually. Besides the great cock fucking, there was always some awesome sucking and my bitch loved every moment of it (while it fucking lasted though…hehehe…). I always made sure I teased and pleased her vagina, not just with my tongue but my whole mouth. Still, it’s quite unfortunate that the bitch refused to return the favour and make me happy. I mean, to even portray how fucking and miserably selfish she was, she regularly got me novel stuff to try out in sucking her pussy and I never for once raised an eyebrow. I used all sorts of shit on her cunt….Ice-cream, honey, KY-Jelly, stout and Nutella (My favourite is ice-cream though) but never got my dick sucked in return….smh. All I kept getting from her was “Ohhhh! No nau! I’m not yet ready to put that thing in my mouth. Soon okay?”. Worse still, whenever I insisted, this bitch would just break down in tears, crying out “Why can’t you just understand? You truly don’t love me!” and have me pity her enough to pacify her with some more ‘tonguing’. Choi!....such a fool I’ve been!
I guess then……when she said those stupid things, my brain wasn’t booting properly…else I would have screamed at her soon enough “Stupid bitch! So my prick is now a ‘thing’ ehn? You can’t put it in your mouth yet but you can easily spread your stupid legs and allow me suck that smelly place where blood leaks from shey??? FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH!!!”
Mayne! Even though these words didn’t come until after three frustrating months of discouraging sex, I’m glad I finally spat them out and ditched her filthy ass. I mean, see now…..she’s now here begging me to fucking take her back.
Now, while I’m fucking contemplating, my mind tells me ‘DMX raw mode ACTIVATED’ and I suddenly got a poem for this hoe. Here it goes……………………….
Bitch you left me stranded and I don’t know why
Told you to suck ma cock but you started to cry
CRY??? I’m shocked you bloody hoe that you’re shedding tears
You told me you would come through soon…and it’s been years
All through the time we dated, I knew something was missing
All you ever wanted from me, BITCH!, is cunt licking
I thought that I was special…bitch that’s what you told me….Now suck me!....See..you fucking acting like you don’t know me
When I say something bad…it’s always “Baby, please suck me”
I’m fed up bitch…now PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Yeah! She’s fucking got the message now. She’s refusing to leave though. “Debola, I’m so sorry. Please take me back. I’ll change.” she says. Damn! Should I believe this bitch??? Okay then..*unzipping my fly and taking out my limp cock*….you’ll change huh? PROVE IT BITCH !!!
(I wanna seize this opportunity to thank @tweetoracle , @lamzi1 , @kozlatosh , @uju_cohen81 , @Stypella , @shesAll_Smiles , @itweet_WORD and @unfadedcrown plus many awesome others for their love and support. NoHomo to the fellaz o!....Lolz)
Do watch out for another DMX- inspired post real soon. God Bless…..Nothing Less…..
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