Who the Bloody Hell is Mr. Peniscillin?

Hallo you! Doing good huh? Cool! I’m doing just fine here too.

Today marks the start of yet another weekend and I feel like talking about something new…something different…something quite P.E.R.S.O.N.A.L. Yep! Fo’sho!

I’m sure you’ve, by now, noticed how I often mention a certain ‘Mr. Peniscillin’ in my stories. Right? Well today, I’ve decided to tell you all about him and allow you get to know him better.

So who the bloody hell is ‘Mr. Peniscillin’ you might ask. You see, ‘Mr. Peniscilin’ aka ‘Mr. P’ is my Precious and Powerful Piece of Prick, Potent enough to Please, Paralyse or Prosper any Potential or Permanent Pussy through Pleasurable Penetration. Get it? In simple terms though, (just incase you’re slow) ‘Mr. Peniscillin’ is my PENIS aka dick.

I bet you’re curious now as to why I gave ‘him’ that name. *Chuckle* Well, it’s kinda funny because at first, I really wasn’t sure of what to name ‘him’ for the purpose of blogging. You see, before I started blogging, I always called ‘him’ ‘Junior’. All the girls I’ve fucked and I still fuck call him ‘Junior’ (Although, some have now switched to the new name - Mr. P). Anyway, I chose that name for a very simple reason. You know the drug ‘Penicillin’ used in the treatment of certain diseases? You know it huh? Cool! My own very ‘Peniscillin’ equally treats certain kinds of diseases using a powerful ‘Penis’ element; hence the name.

You’re lost huh? Okay, allow me explain. Are you a hoe who gets constantly horny? I mean, does your ‘kini’ always scratch you? If yes, you’ve got a disease called Nymphomania and my ‘Peniscillin’ definitely remains your best treatment/medication.

Are you a hoe who is unhappy with her sex life? Are you sad that you don’t get banged just the way you want it and just enough to get you squishing out cum? You are suffering from ‘Ecstasy Insatiable Syndrome (EIS) and my ‘Mr. Peniscillin is certainly your best remedy.

Are you also a virgin who is desperate to ‘spread her coast’, ‘open her door to BIG COCKpportunities’ and experience ‘Cloud 9’? You’re a potential hoe and you need some enCOCKragement. You need some Peniscillin fo’sho!

Now, I realise you might, by now, be thinking I’m talking crap as well as asking yourself “What is even special about this fool’s Mr. Peniscillin sef”. Well, allow me give you a rundown of his bio data.

NAME : Mr. Peniscillin
NICKNAME: Mr. P
AGE: 12 (From full maturity)
SEX: Fucking Great
COMPLEXION: Chocolate
WEIGHT: 0.875 X 1.90 Ounces
LENGTH: 5.35 x 1.6 Inches (When erect)
LOCATION: Wherever Dr. Cockintush can be found
OCCUPATION: Sexologist/ CUMputer specialist
BLOOD GROUP/GENOTYPE: S
HOBBIES: Sexploitation

Yeah! Those are his basic or default features but you bet that there are special others. I call them Mr. P’s ‘Special Moves’. Do you play combat video games??? Here’s what I mean………………………..

Special Move 1: Pressing Down for 2 seconds and then releasing while a bitch is in themissionary position makes Mr. P do the ‘Pussy Stump’.

Special Move 2: Pressing Back for 2 seconds, Forward and L2, while a bitch is in the doggy position, makes Mr. P do the ‘Doggy Pump’.

Special Move 3: Holding L1 for 5 seconds and releasing during the ‘Doggy Pump’ leads to the ‘Dick Drill’.

Special Move 4: Tapping Up Up Down Up will make Mr. P do the ‘Pussy Push-up’.

Special Move 5: Tapping Block Up Up prevents Mr. P from ejaculating prematurely.

Special Move 6: Holding R2 for 5 seconds and releasing during any position will make Mr. P give the ‘Tip Drill’ or ‘Sonic Vibrator’ (subject to the width of the pussy in question).

Special Move 7: Perfect timing of thrusts, when combined with the quick slide of R3 makes Mr. P do the ‘FATALITY’. Bitches with anaemia, asthma or the sickle-cell disease need to be wary of this super move because here, Mr. P goes into a ‘Rage’ and instantly makes great effort to tear the pussy being pounded apart.

So there you have it! These are Mr. P’s unique and special moves. He’s good huh? Yeah, I know. I fucking trained him and I’m truly proud of what he’s become *wiping off a tear of joy*. Often times, I get so proud of Mr. P that I twist Ludacris’ song titled ‘My Chick Bad’ and rap out –

My dick bad
My dick good
My dick do shit that your prick wish it could

I must mention though that despite Mr. P’s awesomeness, he’s been through a whole lot in the hands of both bitches and hoes. So far, he’s been spat-on, tongue-lashed, mouth-imprisoned, cunt-chained and bathed with both cum and sticky saliva. Regardless of this however, Mr. P still stands tall and erect up till this very moment……lolz.

Now, I’ve told you enough about Mr. P, haven’t I? I believe I have. I believe by now you know him well enough to understand his personality plus his capabilities. Right? Cool! Incase you need more information about him though, you may ask a question through thatbloodypervert@hushmail.com. You’ll definitely get a response.

So! That just about sums it up for Mr. P. I hope to have you here again when I publish another story. While I bow out now, I leave you with my twist on some lyrics from Gyptian……………….

Gurl come now test me warrior
Put ma sweet dick inside ya
And I’ll guarantee you the tightest fuck you’ve ever had ina your life

Grind me up let me tease ya
Shove me thick prick inside ya
I guarantee you the tightest cock you’ve ever had ina your life.


HAPPY WEEKEND !!!