Thursday, March 7, 2013

Cocks Of Many Colours

I chatted up a reformed prostitute recently. She had been deported from Italy where she served men & worshipped foreign cocks for many years. She laid the whole blame on her late mum whom she said forced her into the family business against her will due to poverty and she persuaded me to tell her story after sucking on my soft, perverted nuts. You're wondering how come? She's changed no doubt. Only sucks, no longer fucks. Hehehehe.....

Enjoy..........

Back through the years

When i went hustling in the rain

Auctioning my sweet pussy

Selling off my youth

I recall once a bunch of gangbangers that visited us

And how momma wanted to put their cocks to good use

They were men of many colours

Each thug's dick was far from small

They refused to use raincoat

Insisting on ejecting their seeds down my hall

Momma put their cocks together

Made me suck each one with lust

She made me fuck cocks of many colours

That I never ever would be proud of

Each cock I fucked only fed me with agony

Each cock was terrifying in sight

I told momma my cock-scaring story

My arm, momma did bite

"Be thankful you're not dead"

Showing off sperm-stained teeth as she said

"These same men once took a pornstar to bed

Humped her silly till her vagina flooded red

These cocks will bring us good money and happiness

And I don't fucking care if it's of your own distress

You just be glad you have these cocks of many colours"

And with that, momma blessed my forehead with a kiss

Now, these cocks of many colours

That my momma gave to me

I don't see how the bitch; the stupid old hag

Could expect me to take them all inside my P

Although we had little money

My faith was as strong as should be

If I kept fucking these cocks of many colours

What then would be left of me??

So with bruises on my pussy

Stitches on my frail lips

I fled from momma and her cocks of many colours

And hurried off to a school

Where I only sucked educated cocks

And now I can speak Oyinbo too

Though i'm still broke as fuck

I'll never be penniless for my lips can still suck

I'm just glad I got away from those cocks of many colours

That could have been the END OF ME

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

Yours truly,

Debola That Bloody Pervert

(Bless you @TweetOracle....Bless you!)

Perv Poetry - Perv Insecurity

Each night when I lay my head down to sleep

I pray to Tlazolteotl, ma girl's cunt to keep

For I ain't trusting no bitch whose brain be weak

And spreading 'em legs for niggaz whose ways be slick

Now I ain't trying to say ma gurl's booty be cheap

But with her mumu button, any fool be having her backyard for a night to sweep

Especially if you tell her you love to lick

And show her a cock black enough and thick

It's these thoughts that make me think

It's this distance that makes me sick

I'ma head on to her crib tomorrow; make it quick

I find her with a nigga???....RYU'S 'DOWN-BACK' KICK !!!

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

Yours truly,

Debola, That Bloody Pervert

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Perv Poetry - Perv Play

Night after night

Day after day

Our parts meet and mingle

Acting out some Perv play

You love it when I poke you with power

You scream when I make that pouch strain

I go on hour after hour

Striking thunder till your cunt rains

Sniffing on your sweet flower

Licking on your fresh pink

Your secretion is far from sour

At least that's what my taste-buds think

I make you ride me bad

I make you love me more

Giving you orgasms never had

Pound you till your pussy lips are sore

Meet me baby, tonight

Meet me at our favourite spot

I promise like always to make you feel alright

With every inch of pervy dick that i've got

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

Yours truly,

Debola, That Bloody Pervert

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Stubborn Pussy

Me: Baby, why dis your toto nor wan gree wet again nau?? *parts pussy lips open with two fingers and spits inside*

Baby: Sweetheart, I nor know o! Dis my toto don tire me sef. Small time, e go gree soak...Other time, e go just dry like Sahara desert. You kuku remember say, I bin wet well last week nau!

Me: Ehn, but dat one na last week nau! Shey na only once a week we go dey fuck ni??? Dis your toto na real Made in China. E too dey malfunction...*parts pussy lips again, flinging thick kelebe inside this time around*

Baby: Honey, nor provoke nau! Me sef wan fuck nau! See me dey try make myself wet sef...*spits on palm and rubs on clitoris*... I nor just fit let you dip dat your big prick inside like dat. I nor want make you tear me for inside abeg.

Me: You nor wan make I tear you...You nor wan make I bruise you abi? Look! You beta wet nau-nau o! You see say Mr. P don already stand. Im must fuck whether you like am or not.

Baby: *pours more spit into vagina*... Baby nor worry ehn? You go fuck. I go soon wet.

Me: Abi make we go put your yansh under running tap??? Me, I wan make you wet o!

Baby: Boo, nor worry nau! Sebi na me? I go soon wet.

Me: *Splashes a handful of spit on vagina*... Pussy, I command you now! Be wet!...Be WET!...BE WET I COMMAND YOU!!!

(Vagina suddenly becomes wet; soaked and then begins to erupt water like a volcano)

Baby: Oh honey you are annointed! See how my toto don overwet now. WOW!

Me: Ehn, I don hear. Oya lie down make I climb you like Kilmanjaro.

Baby: Okay but wey your Gold Circle? Make you wear am first abeg. Me neva ready to born Junior.

Me: Ehn, I dey come. *searches wallet...searches left pocket...right pocket..back pockets... NO CONDOM! Ah! baby, e be like say condom don finish o! No worry, I nor go come inside ehn?

Baby: EHN!!! You say??? Abeg-abeg! I nor want nonsense. Run go buy from dem Iya Malik shop.

Me: But baby, Mr. P go don sleep by the time wey I go come back nau! Make I just do small.

Baby: Small ko..Plenty ni! Abeg go run buy condom jare! No worry, if Mr. P sleep, we go wait till im wake up back.

Me: Wey dis your yeye toto for don dry up again abi?? You nor try o! Abeg nau! Make we do small. I go buy packet next time.

Baby: Ah! No joor! I nor gree. Go buy condom. You nor fit fuck me without condom abeg. Me I nor want wahala.

Me: CHAI!! See me see wahala now. After I don suffer to make her stronghead toto wet, she nor wan gree me fuck. Wetin I wan do now?? Mr. P don charge already. *frowns*

Baby: Honey, why you kon dey frown nau? I say make you run go buy Gold Circle, make I fuck you beta. You kon siddon here dey frown. My toto go dry back o! Abi you nor wan fuck again???

Me: *remembers BoyzIIMen and breaks into a song*......

Me don't wanna fuck anymore!

Me don't even know what we're arguing about

I feel like you don't love me no more

To say without no rubber, ma prick won't go inside

Some couples work things out... But it's like you are unwilling to CHAAANNGGEEE!

So let's wait till your water runs dry

We might watch my own sperm pass us by

Let's just wait till your water runs DRY

You'd make the greatest mistake of your life

DON'T DO IT BABY!

Yours truly,

Debola, That Bloody Pervert

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

(Bless you @TweetOracle)

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Perv Poetry - Dear Prostitute

Dear Prostitute,

All my cash is thine

Yours I am

Yours my cock will be

Do with me whatever you will

And please be gentle with your 'Tip Drill'

For till I return to the Mrs, your pleasure I'll steal

Yours truly,

Debola That Bloody Pervert

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Perv Poetry - Let The Game Begin!

Touching maself...round the clock

Touching maself...yearning for a fuck

Hoping and wishing your entrance is near

To exit some thick cum upon wear and tear

I hope you'd respond and take this dare

Charge at me with a soaked orifice...show no fear

A hard cock and wet pussy....one must conquer

Claim the coveted title of #TeamPerv's 'Best Fucker'

I'm in and game....in it to win

Turn into a sport, one shade of sin

Come now with that pussy...i'm ready to strike

Fucking, Trashy perverted talk....the things I like.

Long Live #TeamPerv !!!

Perv Poetry - Pleasure Harvest

The pleasure in your garden where strokes turn into thrusts

I harvest deep and reap fully beneath your frock

The strength of my cock

The ploughing on your crop

You spasm while I fuck

Urging you to flush some juice down my stuff

For you are indeed my best slut

Sheer pleasure between two thighs

Guilty truth yet blissful lies

Farming on you seems so right

All 'Yesses'....No 'Whys?'

Such is my bountiful harvest of your seeds

Sowing and reaping timely, before your pouch bleeds